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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about that new girl, Pandora? She's got one hell of a box."
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"*tosses banana peel out the window during a police chase*"
"If Adrian Peterson is banned from the NFL, he can always try baseball. Who doesn't need a switch hitter?!"
"Son: Sire, I wish to change my name King: Why, Prince Stephen? Son: Because you call me ""Prince S"" King: Haha yeah that never gets old"
"What do they call a Polish astronomer? Copernicus."
"Mommy what's an ""Act of God?"" Me: *Flashback to my CrossFit trainer* Well dear, an ""active god"" is in his mid-20s and has a smokin hot body"
"Why do Jewish men have to be circumcised? Because a Jewish women wont touch anything unless it's 20% off."
"A ham sandwich walks into a bar... He says to the bartender, ""Do you serve food here?"" The bartender replies, ""No."" So the ham sandwich walks out."
"No Deja vu please...I Don't want to go through that again"
"In an emergency, Chuck Norris can be used as a floatation device."