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Joke of the Day

"What do they call a Polish astronomer? Copernicus."

"Glenn Frey What did they call Glenn Frey when he was in the hospital? An Illeagle"

"How long did it take the fish to go to the store? salmon or eight minutes."

"What happens when the Pope dies? ....another one popes up."

"What do you get when you cross Hitler with a black woman? Aw sieg heil no!"

"Damon girl, did you fall from heaven? Because your face sure shows it."

"Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop? She forgot to delete her Bowser history"

"Jeffrey Tambor walks into a bar and spots Stephen Tobolowsky... He says, ""Have I seen you somewhere before?"""

"[VERY RACIST-NSFW] So they get married... So a nigger and a Mexican get married, and both sets of their parents are afraid... THAT THEIR GRANDCHILDREN WILL BE TOO LAZY TO STEAL"

"Why couldn't Sally use the swings? She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet."