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Joke of the Day

"A ham sandwich walks into a bar... He says to the bartender, ""Do you serve food here?"" The bartender replies, ""No."" So the ham sandwich walks out."

"I like to take my girlfriend to restaurants so she can complain I call it ""whining and dining"""

"What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they're both stuck up bitches."

"God said, ""Peter, come forth..."" But he came fifth and got a toaster instead."

"Girls are like math problems... If they are under 18, it's best you do them in your head."

"Knock knock [OC] Who's there? Bloop Bloop who Gross! what did you eat?"

"My driving teacher asked me where the gas is: ""Second door on the right."""

"Three French cats were sailing... There was a hole in the boat and un deux trois quatre cinq."

"What do you call someone with a large head? The headmaster."

"What do you call a monkey with a white bandanna tied to his tail? A surrender monkey"