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Joke of the Day

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"Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? She moans with the other."

"[calls wife] honey help 'whats wrong?' im done shopping at the door store but now i cant tell which one is the exit 'ok just stop crying'"

"A new definition of the word ""shrimp"" A girl whose body is so good but you want to cut her head off."

"What did the executioner say to the prisoner? ""Hang on a minute."""

"Do you know what the real letdown about John Glenns death is? It's the second time that Yuri Gagarin beat him to it."

"Why are business men's toilet clogged? They gave too many shits"

"How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? You strangle it until it turns blue, and then shoot it with the blue elephant gun."

"Why did the jew leave the party early? He had gas."

"Yo mamma so fat... ...she doesn't jump, she pushes the earth away from her, and it falls back to her."