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Joke of the Day
"In an emergency, Chuck Norris can be used as a floatation device."
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"Rule #0 of the Internet: Nothing you put online, even for a second, can ever be taken down. Drink that in and know it."
"Someone stole my copy of Microsoft Word. Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Word, I'll track you down. You have my Word. EDIT: I saw this on /r/puns and reposted it here. I Excel at reposting."
"Does racism still exist? Let's go to this panel of white people to find out."
"Grandma didn't do 69 I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, ""No, but I have done 53, that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."""
"What's a porn star's favorite dessert? Cookies and MILF"
"Girls who use tanning beds either have no concept of what they actually look like or have advanced fantasies about being a waffle."
"Feminist joke How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? -none, feminists don't change anything"
"Me: *empties 4's maracas 4: *shakes maracas* They're broken Me: Oh no.. What happend?"
"Biggest fears: 4. Dancing in public 3. Spiders 2. Forgetting names 1. Dancing in public with spiders who's names I forget"