201519

Joke of the Day

"I've really got to stop being so anti-semitic... or else I'm going to get audited soon"

"I heard that if you give Obama a prostrate massage The world will be at your finger tips."

"What happened to the runny nose... it tripped and fell. Now it's all boogered up."

"Some tattoo artists need to just say, ""no, I'm not doing this shit."""

"What is made of wood and sticky? ...a Stick!"

"Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend? Because Sheeran."

"Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects? Because she was too ahoof."

"Did you here about the nun who took up knitting? She was making quite the habit of it."

"Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?"

"My wife said she wanted to be treated like a princess So I put her into the back of a Mercedes and drove her into a wall."