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Joke of the Day
"I heard that if you give Obama a prostrate massage The world will be at your finger tips."
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"What is Joan of Arc's least favorite food? Steak"
"To satisfy a women: praise her, pamper her, cuddle her, hold her, kiss her, talk to her , listen to her, respect her, LOVE her...to satisfy a man, suck his cock JOB DONE !!"
"I basically have three hairstyles. 1. Straight 2. Wavy 3. Homeless"
"The first rule of thesaurus club is... You do not talk, speak, communicate, orate, or converse about thesaurus club"
"I've recently started eating steel It's a refined taste"
"What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell? ""Stop being shellfish!"" *drops microphone, walks away*"
"Millennials make the best spys... They've got nothing to lose."
"What is musical and handy in the supermarket. A Chopin Lizst."
"So my friend is dating twins... ...And I said, ""Isn't it hard to tell them appart?"" He replied with, ""Well not really, the brother has a moustache."""