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Joke of the Day
"Did you here about the nun who took up knitting? She was making quite the habit of it."
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"A tree falls in the forest and kills a baby, whos fault is it? The lumberjack"
"My parents and teachers said I could be anything I wanted but I'm 28 now and I'm still not a hot Asian girl named Bang Bang :("
"I slept on my neck funny and today I will be turning my whole body like Batman every time I have to look at something."
"A penguin walks into a bar and asks ""Has my brother been in here?"" And the bartender says ""I don't know. What does he look like?"""
"Trump & Hillary Hillary hides her emails because she has Trumps nudes."
"If Barrack Obama wrote a book what would it be called? 50 states of gay."
"Two were sitting in the table on a bar First one: We are leaving. Second one: No, we are staying. First one: WE ARE LEAVING. Battery on my phone is 4%."
"What do you call a Skyrim fan that is good at CSGO? Nova'kiin"
"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing, they're both stuck up bitches."