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Joke of the Day
"Where do Easter bunnies dance? At the basketball."
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"The first step of any project is to grossly underestimate its complexity and difficulty."
"I found out I was dyslexic when I got invited to a toga party. I turned up as a goat."
"Why don't you starve in the desert? Because of the sand which is there."
"My girlfriend and I were arguing and she asked me to see things from her point of view So I went to the kitchen and looked out the window."
"What's the difference between a pedophile and acne? NSFW One doesn't come on your face until your twelve"
"What do you get when you cross an orchard with a concentration camp? apple juice"
"As an artist, I'm not comfortable drawing people's butts. You gotta draw the line somewhere.."
"What does a programmer do in the toilet? A log dump!"
"What do I do after I die? Idk EDIT: Read the letters out loud :)"