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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend? Because Sheeran."
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"What do you call a baby in a concentration camp? Baby Powder."
"MUST HAVE BEFORE WATCHING THE CONJURING : - Bible - iBible iPhone app - Holy Water - Priest - Jesus - 5 Jesus necklaces - Holy Spirt"
"I wonder if I could save more than 15% on my car insurance if Geico wasn't paying for so many fucking commercials?"
"My tombstone will read: If You Don't Know Me By Now, You Will Never Ever Ever Know Me."
"Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred."
"Losing an Electric Drill by Andy Gadget"
"Umlaut is a pretty fancy word for what are basically just little letter nipples."
"I gave up cursing for lent The next day I went over to confession and told my priest, ""I hope I don't fuck this shit up."""
"Help free the reindeer from sleighvery."