2015

Joke of the Day

"By law, you are required to turn on your headlights if it's raining in Sweden. How the hell am I supposed to know if it's raining in Sweden?"

"If you worked for a tarp company your unveiling would be a cover up."

"Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera? Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time."

"What do you call a 100 year old frog? - What do you call a 100 year old frog? - An old croak! By: http://fun.fopii.com/"

"Jokes about fat people aren't funny. They just don't work out."

"[SCIENCE FAIR] ME: It's a Pez dispenser, but for hot Pop-Tarts. PRINCIPAL: This fair is for kids. OTHER PARENT: Shut up, let him finish."

"Ok..I get it now..When you spoke in a normal voice it was unclear what you meant but once you screamed the identical words it all made sense"

"Once saw a bunch of Nazis saluting in icy precipitation. It was quite the heil storm."

"One of the toddlers on the Intensive Care Unit is playing with a toy donkey. ICU baby, shaking that ass."

"North Korea launched ICBM today Good news for them, it managed to make it out of Pyongyang this time"