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Joke of the Day

"North Korea launched ICBM today Good news for them, it managed to make it out of Pyongyang this time"

"I'm trying to convince this guy that 'jesus is the reason for the season' but loansharks have a different perspective"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bully ! Bully who ? Bully Jean is not my lover !"

"My daughters boyfriend still doesn't know how to tie his shoes... Every time I walk in her room that's all she's doing."

"What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof? He gets stumped."

"Knock Knock Who said you could come in?"

"Never share secrets with bank employees, they're all tellers."

"I went to a prostitute and asked her if I could do her Greek style. ""Sure"" she said So I fucked her in the ass and left without paying."

"Politicians have more need of diapers than babies because they're full of way more shit."

"If I were a mob boss, I'd ask my henchmen to meet me down by the docks, then surprise them with a day of water skiing"