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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Afgahni get burnt lips? Because he tried to blow up a bus."
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"[2048] President Khaleesi Smith decrees that the words of the Star Spangled Banner will be changed to ""Land of the fleek & home of the bae"""
"What lies on its back 100 feet in the air? A centipede"
"What did president Obamas father say when he was born? Oh, He's Barack. pronounced with a bad asian-english accent."
"Have you had a German hotdog? They're the wurst"
"Its a joke not a d*ck, don't take it to hard."
"How many PETA members does it take to change light bulb? none, PETA can't change anything."
"Playing mini-golf with your family is a fun way to spend thirty-two dollars to watch your kid throw 18 tantrums in a row."
"Q: What does Clinton have in common with his Hollywood pals? A: They all make a living by lying to people."
"The past, the present, and the future all walk into a bar It was tense."