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Joke of the Day

"How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb? ... Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?"

"My grandma keeps talking about her monthly checks, prescription drugs and how much she loves Miami. I think she's a rapper."

"Have you ever smelled molasses? How did you catch the little buggers?"

"Hey, Trivial Pursuit, way to pick a name that says ""This game is pointless."""

"Our parenting style can best be described as: Bad cop, Bozo cop"

"I've seen this joke here before, so I changed it and I think it's better. A Jewish boy asks his dad for $50... And his dad gives it to him!!! Ha ha!"

"I read that most accidents happen within a few miles of the house... ...so I moved"

"I just remembered the fuck outta The Alamo."

"I had to dump my cross eyed girlfriend I think she was seeing someone else"

"Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger. What do men dream of? Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins."