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Joke of the Day

"hah woops!! someone asked me what's up, i tried to say ""not much"" and ""just chillin"" at the same time, accidentally said ""hitler was cool""!!"

"Usain Bolt is already in 2016. Happy New Year !"

"They should make a Bollywood movie about a poor Punjabi guy that wins a singing contest against all odds. It'd be called Singh: A Song"

"How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck? with asparagus..."

"MEMO TO GIRLS: It is not cold in here. You are a girl."

"He said he wanted to ""put more than just words in my mouth"" and I was like ""I hope you mean hamburgers."""

"I don't know how I feel about masturbation anymore... On one hand, it's pretty good. On the other hand, it's a little awkward."

"What do you call a female Hitler? [This post has been deleted]"

"My elderly narcoleptic neighbour burst into tears when I told her Davy Jones had died. I said ""Cheer up, sleepy Jean"""

"People who make up phrases and try to pass them off as popular sayings are just throwing meat to the monkeys in the middle of a maelstrom."