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Joke of the Day

"How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ? Chick to chick !"

"Ikea failed miserably at processed meat products business Someone ordered meatballs and Ikea sends them a cow with DIY instructions"

"Playing mini-golf with your family is a fun way to spend thirty-two dollars to watch your kid throw 18 tantrums in a row."

"I learned a lot of new stuff from my travel to North Korea... [deleted]"

"At any given moment the urge to sing is just a whim away. A whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away..."

"100 people get the Swine Flu and everybody wants to wear a mask. ... 100 people get the Swine Flu and everybody wants to wear a mask. A million people have AIDS and no one wants to wear a condom!"

"I think it's adorable when kids lose their teeth, they look like tiny meth addicts."

"[picking out a washing machine] how many watermelons can this hold? ""uhh I dunno, 11?"" only 11? *keeps walking to next one* how many waterme"

"What's the difference between a tribal tattoo and /r/jokes? A tribal tattoo makes you laugh."

"it's never okay to hit a woman ! wipe her make up and fight her man to man"