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Joke of the Day
"The proper skirt length is at least 2 inches below your cellulite."
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"*Adobe update puts on fake moustache and glasses* Hi, my name is iOS 7, would you like to download updates?"
"""Whoo, take off your tits!"" -confused pervert"
"Nice try, fat girls ordering a salad on the first date. Nice try."
"Why did the policeman wake up his son? He saw a *kid napping*."
"How do you get a Jewish girl's number? Lift up her sleeve."
"Co-worker: Did you see that play in the Super Bowl? Worst decision ever. Me: Really? Aren't you married?"
"Einstein quietly lays in bed next to a obviously disappointed partner.. After a few minutes of awkward silence he turns to her and says, ""You see, it was fast to you..."""
"yeah well i hope you go to put your hair in a ponytail but the hair tie is too loose to hold it & not big enough to tie it another time"
"Hot Gums. Dude looks at a woman and thinks she has a beautiful smile. Dentists look at her and thinks she has beautiful gums.Never watch dentist porn."