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Joke of the Day
"Why did the policeman wake up his son? He saw a *kid napping*."
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"I asked my boss for a raise and full-benefits package. But before I knew it, she was going down on me."
"I was working at the butchers yesterday and a man comes in looking for a small chicken. I asked him to describe it so we can look for it together."
"*takes call from mom* *puts mom on speaker* *cleans entire house*"
"Cheese isn't just grate, it's legendairy."
"A man goes to the hospital with 6 plastic horse up his butt. The doctors described his condition as stable."
"A batch of muffins are baking in the oven ... a muffin says to the other muffin 'getting hot in here eh' The other muffin says HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN"
"My wife gave me a brochure on anger management the other day. I lost it."
"He sees you when you're sleeping,he knows when you're awake A date with Bill Cosby"
"Shouting ""Shotgun"" will get you the front seat of a car or a heap of cash if you whisper it to a cashier."