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Joke of the Day
"We had a ninja competition tonight but we don't know if anyone showed up."
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"[Whole Foods] ME: Hi CLERK: Hello ME: Do you...uh CLERK: Do we what? ME: Do you have any...uh CLERK: Go on ME: Do you have any Half Foods?"
"She's not a slut... She's just a weiner connoisseur."
"The Karate Kid grew up to be The Karate Man and now he's the Pizza Hut delivery guy with a ponytail who tries to talk to you about swords."
"I bet Abe Lincoln only paid with $5 bills then as the cashier's face lit up, he'd smugly grin ""yep."""
"TIFU by being dyslectic and using the wrong public transportation Whoops, wrong bus."
"Does anyone know any good Groundhog Day jokes? Because I keep hearing the same ones over and over"
"What's your favorite rape joke? Here's mine: ______________________________"
"I don't understand why men are so worried about erectile dysfunction. I mean, it can't be that hard."
"It's 1942, Berlin. A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest walks out."