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Joke of the Day

"I'm shy at first, but once I'm comfortable with you get ready for some crazy s$it."

"Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a Warehouse."

"What did the constipated math teacher do? Worked it out with a pencil."

"Need a Polygon ? Why not Trape**z**oidberg"

"We all know you love your boyfriend, but we'd all appreciate it if you'd SHUT THE FUCK UP"

"When I was young, my mom's sister used to bake me cakes with lots of icing and cream. She was a fond aunt."

"How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb? No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years."

"ladies, please don't call me your 'brother' 1. we did not come out of the same vagina 2. odds are i'm trying to get into yours"

"What do you call the sweat on your balls after sex with your cousin? Relative humidity."

"It's that time of year when it gets *just* cold enough to draw dicks on people's car windows."