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Joke of the Day
"What sound did the slot machine make when the Chinese person won the jackpot? Cha-chink!"
Next Joke
"I'm not saying she's a slut... But she's been banged more times than the first pipe on flappy bird"
"You remember when you were a kid, you had tons of fun blowing bubbles in the bathtub? I saw Bubbles the other day, he told me to say ""Hi!""."
"Twitter is proof that people should not be allowed to name themselves."
"Q: Who ruled France until he exploded? A: Napoleon Blownapart!"
"How many cats? One."
"What have I got in my hands? A double decker bus! You looked!"
"And your 2015 Miss Universe is Columbia! -Steve Harvey"
"What did the scientist say to his fellow co-worker to stop him from jumping off the cliff to as an act of suicide? Don't jump, you've got so much potential!"
"Why are there no stray dogs in China? Have you heard of stray chickens?"