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Joke of the Day
"What happened when The Pope went to Mount Olive? Popeye kicked his ass!"
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"""There are plenty more fish in the sea."" Terrible way to console a recently-dumped environmentalist who knows overfishing means otherwise."
"Don't hear many Limerick jokes any more. So I wrote one. There was a man named Johnathan Hicks, who liked to write limericks. But his Poems were crude, and many lewd, so his balls were often kicked."
"ad for a wife A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: ""Wife wanted."" Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ""You can have mine."""
"You know, I used to hate my haircut... ... but it's really growing on me!"
"Did you hear that David Copperfield has aids now? Yea, he was doing Magic."
"I'd like to thank my gps for making me feel like the star of an action movie every time it waits too long to tell me where to turn."
"How many guys does it take to open a beer? None, it should be open when she brings it to you."
"Why do women fake orgasms? because they think men care."
"You should go clone yourself... so you can FUCK yourself!!!!!!!!!"