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Joke of the Day
"What old-time song is the burgers' favourite? 'Hammy' - as sung by Al Jolson!"
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"Did you hear about the amateur porn actor with the invisible dick? He came out of nowhere."
"Excuse me, do you like graves? Yeah, I dig 'em."
"What's pink and sits on a piano chair? Elton's John"
"What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk? A star-spangled banner"
"""there's only one thing to do when you're Zero Dark Thirsty"" *Navy Seals bust in and toss Bin Laden a Coke Zero, he pounds it in like 5 sec*"
"if accidentally consumed consult a doctor immediately, phew good thing i did it on purpose"
"My girlfriend didn't think I could make a car out of spaghetti... So I drove pasta."
"What did one mexican say to the other mexican when there were no room in the van? Yo no space."
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Cheese ! Cheese who ? Cheese a cute girl !"