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Joke of the Day

"What old-time song is the burgers' favourite? 'Hammy' - as sung by Al Jolson!"

"Fried potatoes Mashed potatoes Baked potatoes Twice baked potatoes Potato chips -if Bubba grew up on a potato farm instead of a shrimp boat"

"I'll stop gnawing the ends off violins when they stop looking like Cinnabons."

"Is that your cat? No, she's adopted. Me and my boyfriend, we can't have cats."

"Why did the comedian quit boxing? He always missed the punchline."

"What do you call a fish without any eyes? A fsh"

"*points w/ middle finger* ""Sure, take this road for about another mile, pull over & go ask someone else"" - Me giving directions."

"I'm considering going vegan because the steaks are too high"

"I have three daughters. They are Three, Ten and Eleven. I know, I know! These are strange names."

"The words 'selfie' and 'twerk' have been added to the dictionary this year while 'charm' and 'dignity' have been removed."