122584
Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fish without any eyes? A fsh"
Next Joke
"What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant."
"I ejaculated six feet earlier. Strange, usually I ejaculate semen."
"Bear and Rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, Bear turns to Rabbit and says, ""Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"" Rabbit says no and Bear whipes his ass with Rabbit."
"Men are three times more likely to successfully commit suicide than women. We get the shit done right."
"My daughter called me ""lame."" Let's see how ""lame"" she thinks I am when I pick her and her friends up from the movies in a BOAT"
"What's the difference between menstrual blood and sand? I can't gargle sand."
"A dark sense of humour is like food. Not everyone has it."
"Finally decided to throw away my favourite pair of socks but then i got cold feet"
"I remember when a minimum wage job was a stepping stone, not a career."