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Joke of the Day

"I'm considering going vegan because the steaks are too high"

"What are the best clothes to wear to the dance club? Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants..."

"Came up with this when I was 8, have mercy. What do you call a crazy person on the moon? A lunartic."

"Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool I gave him a glass of water."

"Why do Japanese women like foreign men? Japanese men can't look them in the eye. Kappa"

"How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two."

"In his next movie poster, I wonder if Ice Cube will be mildly annoyed by whatever is going on around him."

"I get bummed out when I end up being on time but I'd worked up a really solid ""why I'm late"" story."

"I used to be afraid of flying in planes Until I tried it without one."

"Russell Crowe arrested for cannibalism After been asked by the judge did he have any regrets for eating the female victim, Russell shook his head and said he was ""Glad he ate 'er"""