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Joke of the Day

"Fried potatoes Mashed potatoes Baked potatoes Twice baked potatoes Potato chips -if Bubba grew up on a potato farm instead of a shrimp boat"

"What happens when you turn on a computer? You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk"

"I broke my finger today but on the other hand I am completely fine"

"I just want to be rich enough to stop giving people toilet paper for Christmas"

"Wife and I made a deal. She gets to keep hair on her legs, and I get to keep my opinions to myself. Baby steps."

"1998: - Don't get in strangers' cars - Don't meet ppl from internet 2016: - Literally summon strangers from internet to get in their car"

"Remember that time Joe Biden succeeded the previous vice president? That was a dick move."

"R.I.P. Today a man died after jumping into a waste treatment facility. The coroner ruled it a sewercide."

"Met this Muslim chick at the bar and she told me to add her as a friend on Eyebook."

"Did you hear Willie Nelson died? He was playing on the road again."