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Joke of the Day

"I have three daughters. They are Three, Ten and Eleven. I know, I know! These are strange names."

"For my birthday, I got a Rolex from my lesbian neighbor. I think she misunderstood me when I told her I wanna watch."

"If you dont believe in Oral Sex, keep your mouth shut"

"What did the Buffalo Say to his Son as he left for school? Bison"

"I'm still I'm still Jenner from the block I really want a fanny but I have a cock."

"You didn't question the free nachos or the ride in the van. But now that I've got a knife to your throat you're all ""why, why?"""

"I like my jokes convoluted. What did the vegetarian German probability-mathematician say to the multilingual butcher killing a pig? . . . . . . ""That's the wurst that could happen!"""

"I want my hearse to have 'JUST DIED' written on the windshield with cans tied to the rear bumper."

"This sub is so inactive There hasn't been a post all year!"

"So a camel opened up an ice-cream parlor... he called it Dromedary Queen"