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Joke of the Day
"Do you know that percussionist in the band? Yeah, he rings a bell."
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"On a positive note, once Trump becomes president and burns the world to the ground, our student loan debt is essentially wiped clean"
"The rare times my cat approaches me for affection, I run away and hide under the bed so she knows what that feels like."
"Im never going to public bathrooms again Because last time i was there, shit went down"
"I told my toilet to go eat shit... I probably shouldn't have said that because he got all flushed."
"A sheep,a pot and a snake walk together then fall of a cliff... *Baah Dum Tssssss*"
"My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers To be honest, I should have seen the signs."
"I like my women like I like my coffee Strong and black."
"I started seeing a psychic. I knew she was good because she told me she's voted best in the city 2017 and 2018."
"You put the shhh in bullshhhit."