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Joke of the Day

"I started seeing a psychic. I knew she was good because she told me she's voted best in the city 2017 and 2018."

"Why should you never BBQ on your roof? The steaks are too high. ^I'll ^see ^myself ^out"

"What do you call a Jewish baby in the womb? A bun in the oven."

"Why do lesbians shop at sports authority? Because they don't like DICKS."

"The kids were really suprised when I put ginger in their curry... ...they really *did* love that cat. > Stolen from a recent episode of *Match Of The Day*"

"Pizza Joke If you slice up a large pizza, that's no big deal. But if you slice up a medium, you can get jail time. And she should have seen it coming."

"I didn't get a chance to do yoga this morning or any other morning of my life."

"Q: What connects the computers in Sauron's office? A: A Tolkien Ring network."

"What do you call a naked blond standing on her hands? A brunette with bad breath."

"Celebrity Deaths would scare Stevie Wonder. But he would never see death coming."