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Joke of the Day

"You put the shhh in bullshhhit."

"Yo mamma's so fat... When she walks down the street, people start telling Han Solo he better get out of here"

"Then there was the Olympic Sprinter that tested positive for Viagra.... He tripped during the 100m Dash and won gold in the pole vault."

"What do you call an uncertain insect today? A May bee."

"Shout out to Clifford the Big Red Dog. He coulda eaten those kids a long time ago"

"My prediction for the fight. I predict Mayweather with a massive right hook and an uppercut to finish it. Then once he's done practicing on his girlfriend, he will lose on points to Manny."

"Bombing Terrorists in Baghdad recently blew up a drainage system. Police there are calling it a sewer-side bombing.."

"Why is Harry Potter so popular? The story grows on you."

"What do you call a camel in a car? A camel auto!"

"Hillary Clinton will potentially be the first f***** president. I wrote female, but apparently someone deleted the email"