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Joke of the Day

"Im never going to public bathrooms again Because last time i was there, shit went down"

"What secret organization does Pinnochio work for? Wooden you like to know?"

"Sorry I put black eyeliner on your baby, but honestly, look at how edgy it is now."

"Why are dogs and engineers alike ? They both have intelligent eyes, but neither can talk properly."

"The trouble with kids these days... ...is that they can't even."

"Saw a kid crying in the grocery store. I opened a bottle of A1 and chugged it right in front of him. He stopped crying and started nodding."

"Just took a power nap on a park bench. Made $7.30 in change."

"Stephen Hawking walks into a bar haha just kidding"

"What is a ghost's favorite part of school? Spirit week."

"Everyone thought the swordsmith was very persuasive He made a good point"