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Joke of the Day

"On a positive note, once Trump becomes president and burns the world to the ground, our student loan debt is essentially wiped clean"

"Did you hear about the pessimistic man who was missing a chromosome? He was a real downer."

"Grinch? Scrooge? Why don't you just come out and say 'Jew'."

"A farmer spent over $12 million to see the effects of marijuana on cows... The steaks had never been higher."

"[Spoiler] Mark Hamill Star Wars joke Mark Hamill is such a loser he didn't even get a single word in the new Star Wars"

"Just been reading how more people die from choking on sweets' packaging than the sweets themselves. Gums don't kill people, wrappers do."

"Her: Hi, I'm Jane Me: I'm Christopher, but everyone calls me Dick for short. Her: How do you get Dick from Christopher? Me: You Ask nicely."

"What's at the beginning of the rainbow? Refraction of sunlight in raindrops"

"Never drink and derive You'll integrate something you don't need."

"Did you hear about the neckbeards that raped the killer clown? They did it, Reddit."