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Joke of the Day

"On a positive note, once Trump becomes president and burns the world to the ground, our student loan debt is essentially wiped clean"

"How did Hitler achieve 99 firemaking? He burned yews."

"Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie? He was too far out, man"

"I just saw my 25-year-old son run water on a slice of pizza to cool it off. I need to sit down."

"Yo mama's so old... Her age has to be expressed in scientific notation!"

"How did a sexy but unqualified Japanese woman get voted into public office? Erections"

"What's older than sand? The reposts on reddit. *seriously need new jokes*"

"How many Redditors does it take to change a lightbulb? No one knows. But everyone's got an opinion."

"Members of Congress are like farts. We hate all of them except our own."

"What kind of soup do men have after sex? Split pee"