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Joke of the Day
"I hate it when people can't make a good sausage its the wurst"
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"only thing keeping me from being stripper is about 60 pounds"
"A policeman sees two boys, one with batteries, the other with fireworks He charges the first boy and lets the other off."
"I just melted an ice cube by staring at it. Took a bit longer than I thought it would, though."
"Only in math is it okay to buy 30 grapefruit at one time"
"Today I was hit in the back of the head with a bag of ice I was knocked out cold"
"A man walks into a bar... A man walks into a bar and says: ""Hey bartender! I fucked your mum last night!"" The bartender looks up and replies: ""Fuck off dad, I'm working."""
"I made a joke at the US-Mexico border jajajajajajahahahaha"
"Q: What did the tie say to the neck? A: I think I'll just hang around."
"I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger .. And then it hit me."