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Joke of the Day

"Okay kids, always remember: you are what you eat So eat loads of sweets and pass on those vegetables"

"Why does the universe expand?.... All the Milky Ways. You get it."

"A nazi walks into a juice store and asks for some juice The owner says, sorry, we got no juice"

"If you ever feel like you are worthless, just remember... You were once the fastest sperm."

"Hey chubby dudes rockin' tight polo shirts. Nope."

"Why are giraffe's necks so long? Because their heads are so far away from their bodies!"

"Why did the feminist fail algebra? She couldn't solve inequalities"

"Guys, I'm eating for two! I'm not pregnant, I just have a problem with portion control."

"What does King Kong and a black person have in common? neither of them can't speak english and are unemployed."

"What fun drink can put your kid to sleep? Bleach"