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Joke of the Day

"I think I might be famous because twitter just asked me to verify my account. Does this mean I have to do coke now?"

"Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three? One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."

"Why did Richard leave his home this morning? For Harambe."

"What is Hillary Clintons favorite type of footwear? flip-flops"

"why do comedians always ask such strange questions? because they're telling jokes"

"Little Steve runs to his mom ""Mommy mommy, other boys at school are calling me gay all the time"" Mom: ""Why don't you try calling them names too?"" Steve: ""I can't, they're so beautiful"""

"What do you call a bunny with a bent dick? Fucks Funny"

"What do parsley and pubes have in common? You push them out of the way and keep eating."

"The end of a relationship isn't the worst thing. It's worse when it doesn't end after the end."

"In a progressively incestuous household... ...it's about upping the auntie"