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Joke of the Day

"Best if said out loud... So a mango's (man goes) in a bar... What the hell is a mango doing in a bar? But chessy but gets a good giggle :D"

"Just found a $5 bill in the dryer. -Adds money laundering to criminal resume."

"Cowboy:"" Give me three packs of condoms, please."" Cashier:"" Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"" Cowboy: ""Nah...She's purty good lookin'...."""

"You don't even know how many public pools you can get into for free with a bunch of sunblock on your nose and a whistle."

"What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bend over? Doughnuts."

"My wife likes to talk to me after sex. It really bugs me when she calls me from her hotel room."

"I'm really good mates with 25 letters out of the alphabet I don't know why"

"Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party? Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'."

"My dog reacts to the vacuum cleaner the same way I react when my wife says ""We need to talk""."

"Two condoms walk past a gay bar... One turns to the other and says 'Wanna go in there and get shit faced?'"