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Joke of the Day

"The hotel has a live band and my favourite song is ""We're going for a break now, we'll be back later""."

"What do you call 4 lepers in a jacuzzi? Stew"

"I have an epileptic friend... He's a jerk..."

"What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant."

"What's a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross Country."

"Why the young tailor couldn't finish his father's pants? Because he had no pocket money."

"I watch zombie movies to prepare myself if one day it really happens. Same for porn."

"Today on my first day of school someone told me that I must be so excited to be a senior I said ""Right back at you Grandma"""

"My new Girlfriend told me ""A small penis shouldn't be a problem in a loving relationship"" I still wish she didn't have one."

"Hey girl is your dad in jail... ...Because if I was your dad, I would be"