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Joke of the Day
"What's a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross Country."
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"What's the difference between a pill and my penis? A pill can achieve an erection."
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"Who decided smiling would be the default expression for pictures?"
"Cause of death is still a mystery... Authorities haven't ruled out foul play, after finding prince at the scene."
"Isn't the smell of defeat... ...the smell of de socks?"
"What do you call a lazy sandstone? A sedentary rock."