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Joke of the Day

"Hey girl is your dad in jail... ...Because if I was your dad, I would be"

"My Asian friend said he had erection anxiety... I said: ""what do you mean?"" He said: ""I don't want to see the dick rise to power."""

"How many black people does it take to start a riot.... -1"

"Why did the pig quit running the the marathon? He had a problem with his hamstring."

"I come from a small town. I come from a town where the population never changes. Everytime a kid is born, some guy leaves town. Old Rodney Dangerfield..."

"Lovers joke When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date."

"I beat my wife at dominoes last night... She really needs to remember that **I** choose the toppings."

"2 guys walk into a bar. The first one says i want h2O and has a drink. Says damn this is good. The second guy says ""bartender, I want some h2O too."" The second guy dies."

"I think my new idea for DIY orthodontics is going to take the world by storm. brace yourself"

"What does a raven bring on an airplane? A carri-on bag"