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Joke of the Day
"Dating tip: Men always remember the woman who vomited on them."
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"I'm sorry I jumped on you, from a distance you looked like a conclusion."
"What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ? Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !"
"What do you call a school that teaches you how to draw hairy butts? Colon-hairy Arts School!"
"My friend has Tourettes. He doesn't have a bank account. He has a swear jar."
"Why were those customers on Crazy Taxi' so pissed off all the time? SORRY IT TOOK 34 SECONDS TO GET TO PIZZA HUT MA'AM!"
"Whats your best ""This is so bad that ____"" joke? For example, ""this is so bad TBS just picked it up for 6 episodes."""
"What's the longest word in the English language? Smiles. There's a mile between the s's."
"I always thought soy milk... was just introducing itself in Spanish"
"Donkey and a rooster So let's say I have a rooster and you have a donkey. If your donkey eats the feet off of my rooster what will you have? Two feet of my cock in your ass."