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Joke of the Day

"Whats your best ""This is so bad that ____"" joke? For example, ""this is so bad TBS just picked it up for 6 episodes."""

"My New Year's resolution is to save enough to buy a Velcro wall. And I plan on sticking to it."

"What's everyone doing for Seis de Mayo?"

"The hog was a failure as a TV talk show host What happened? He turned out to be a big boar."

"Do you know why super villains are so good at math? Because of all their practice plotting."

"A report found 9 out of 10 bishops write with a fountain pen. Only God knows what the other one does with it."

"I heard NASCAR was a distant cousin of Formula 1. I guess that's what they mean by race relations."

"Will Apple ever release a product that lasts for more than a few years? iDoubtit"

"What's the difference between a Pakistani school and a Pakistani outpost? I don't know, I just fly the drone... *(Please don't hate me)*"

"Vagina jokes aren't funny Period."