159412
Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ? Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !"
Next Joke
"Q: Why did Thoreau build a house? A: Because he wanted to be walled-in."
"My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline; she hit the roof."
"Do Irish people make good optometrists? Eye!"
"Why was the track runner with low self-esteem able to complete the race even after being impaled by a stray javelin? He didn't know he had it in him."
"What did the atom say when it lost an electron? I better keep an ion that."
"How did the farmer find his wife? He tractor down."
"Since it started raining all my girlfriend has done is look through the window If it gets any worse i'll have to let her in"
"A man came to my door earlier and asked for a small donation towards the town's new swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water"
"Last night,my friend changed all my contacts in my phone.I've been texted by Batman Donatello,Hermione Granger.I have no idea who they are."