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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ? Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !"

"I'm suffering from a more rare kind of stomach ache. It's called Indiegestion, I doubt you've heard of it before."

"Mexican and Black Jokes are ALL the same... Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal."

"What's the difference between an American and a Briton? Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time."

"Did you hear about the whale who couldn't keep a secret? He was a blubber mouth!"

"I don't know about you, but I can't wait to be ashamed about what I do this weekend."

"A terrorist walks into a Christmas party Just kidding. He drove."

"There CAN be a Beatles reunion!! All we need are 2 bullets."

"Just heard a woman ask if she left her teeth over there Really hoping this is Halloween related"

"I'm throwing myself a circumcision party tomorrow, so anybody with a scalpel and a steady hand, stop on by. Jews welcome only with gift."