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Joke of the Day
"What's the longest word in the English language? Smiles. There's a mile between the s's."
Next Joke
"Sorry, grandma. You stood up. You have to be Slim Shady now."
"Did you hear about the black guy who was shot 15 times? The police said it was the worst case of suicide they had ever seen."
"""How much for this melted ghost?"" Sir that's a bed sheet ""You have a lot of them! And they're packaged? IS THIS GHOST HELL"" This is a Macys"
"Friends are like trees They fall down when you hit them with an axe"
"What fish is best to have in a boat? A Sailfish."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Steamroller Barbie ...doll squashed flat"
"I went to a store that carried only three items It was an inconvenience store"
"What did the Hawaiian terrorists say when they blew up a restaurant? ALOHA SNACKBAR"
"Apocalypse cheese I bought some apocalypse cheese. It said best before the end."