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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a school that teaches you how to draw hairy butts? Colon-hairy Arts School!"
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"The mantra to a successful relationship find someone who likes the same thermostat setting as you do."
"I traded my blowup doll in for a middle eastern version.. It blows itself up.."
"What's the difference between America and yoghurt? Yoghurt has culture"
"Why should't old people eat healthy? They need all the preservatives they can get."
"Beer commercials tell us we should drink ""responsibly"". So I'm starting a college fund for my kids with all the empty cans."
"The cruelest part of the movie Bambi?nnnnHis mom named him ""Bambi."" nnShe deserved what she got for that."
"What do you call the area between Pamela Anderson's breasts? Silicon Valley"
"I broke up with my girlfriend because I'm pretty religious I'm a Presbyterian, and she was Satan"
"Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground? It didn't have any pickups"