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Joke of the Day

"My veterinarian told me to stop feeding my cows round bales of hay... they don't provide a square meal"

"The guy who invented folding chairs lovingly cares for his product which is a problem for his wife who has season tickets to pro wrestling"

"At my parent's house, or as I like to call it, the world's most judgmental self-service laundromat."

"I like my Jews like I like my subway... Toasted."

"If you say married people aren't having sex, you have obviously never sat in a hotel bar & watched them pick up strangers."

"I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together Riveting"

"How to do you find Will Smith in the snow? You follow the fresh prints."

"I heard they were going to fine bad drivers $100 on the spot. That's bit sexist, isn't it?"

"If a man sais he'll do something, he'll do it! You don't have to remind him every 6 months..."

"How do you leave a bunch of idiots in suspense? I'll tell you guys tomorrow"