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Joke of the Day

"The guy who invented folding chairs lovingly cares for his product which is a problem for his wife who has season tickets to pro wrestling"

"I always close the door to the bathroom even if I'm home alone. What if someone broke in and saw me peeing? That would be so embarrassing"

"A woman about sex has to know why?' and a man where?'"

"What's the difference between a dog and a fox? About 6 drinks"

"I thought it was odd that there is a Bass Pro Shop and a Dicks in the same shopping center.... But then I realized Bass Pro does attract dicks!"

"A pirate with a steering wheel on his crotch walks into a bar The bartender says, ""You know you have a steering wheel attached to your crotch?"" And the pirate replies, ""Arrr, it's driving me nuts!"""

"imagine treating the ask a swede hotline like a sex hotline... ""so, what are you wearing?"" ""sensible athletic wear, yah!"" ""ughhhhhhhh."""

"What was Hitler favorite TV show? The Amazing Race"

"What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long? It gets Camel-Towed."

"Russia: Why did the chicken cross the road? Ukraine: I don't know Russia why? Russia: To rescue oppressed Russian minority"