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Joke of the Day

"The guy who invented folding chairs lovingly cares for his product which is a problem for his wife who has season tickets to pro wrestling"

"What is a better name for cows? Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!"

"A Sadist and a Masochist are walking down the street. The Masochist says, ""Hit me."" The Sadist says, ""No."""

"A Joke for all the Arabic speakers out there Why did the Saudi restaurant get in trouble? They put the Umm Ali next to the Baba Ghanoush."

"This is the funniest joke you'll ever read, I promise! [removed]"

"I think High School birth control classes should just be forcing the students to watch videos of me taking my 3 kids to the grocery store"

"Why does a milking stool only have three legs? Because the cow has the udder."

"Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse to join search for Malaysia Airlines Flight 370"

"What ethnic group do cannibals eat on thanksgiving? Turkish"

"You really shouldn't mess with rickshaw drivers They run the streets."