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Joke of the Day
"If a man sais he'll do something, he'll do it! You don't have to remind him every 6 months..."
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"I can't believe I just found out R.E.M. split up. I suppose the rest of the band just weren't Michael's type."
"My buddy was dating twins... I asked him how he could tell them apart, and he replied, ""That's easy. Barbara has really big tits and Bob has a mustache."""
"wrong number every day i get 30 calls as wrong number what should i do ?? im fed up of wrong numberss``"
"The only thing standing between me and greatness, is millions of people who are more talented and want it more."
"I put an energy drink in my hummingbird feeder, now all my hummingbirds are going back in time and returning with tiny top hats."
"A guy was confused about why the doctors had amputated his arms and legs. In fact he was stumped."
"Man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. The husband came back with a gun and shot the man in bed. The wife replied ""this is why you don't have anymore friends."""
"Where does a pencil sharpener keep its money? In a shavings account."
"Did you hear about the Western Kentucky professor who kissed the door goodbye and slammed his wife as he went by?"