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Joke of the Day

"At my parent's house, or as I like to call it, the world's most judgmental self-service laundromat."

"Have you ever smelled moth balls? How did you get their legs apart"

"Nice try, Team USA. Not bad for a country that only cares about soccer for two weeks every other year!"

"[4 strangers are smearing their bodily fluids on each other] [one turns to camera] ""There has to be a better way."" VOICEOVER: ""Hot tubs."""

"What do you calla nosy pepper? Jalapeno business"

"Why was the Eunich Squirrel unhappy? Because he had no nuts."

"Went out to find a spider in my car this morning. So disappointing. I really liked that car."

"It takes 10,000 hours to be really good at something. It's really easy being poor now."

"Garfield creator breaks silence to give impassioned speech. ""It's pronounced Jarfield"" he says through tears"

"How do you keep a turkey in suspense? ...... ...... ...... I'll get back to you in a few weeks"