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Joke of the Day

"I was asked how I view lesbian relationships Apparently 'in HD' isn't the correct answer."

"Is it so much to ask that everyone who ever wronged me be forced to leave the country and change their identity?"

"My mate got run over this morning by a limousine, it took fucking ages..."

"Q: What Do You Get From A Pampered Cow? A: Spoiled Milk."

"What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day? Hog and kisses! "

"Why do pigs never recover from illness ? Because you have to kill them before you cure them !"

"Why do gay men have good fashion sense? Because of all the time they spent in the closet"

"After 10 Dos Equis beers, I think I'm the most interesting man in the world."

"How do you titillate an ocelot? You osculate its tit a lot!"

"The Thing About Godzilla Sex... Is that you can see it coming a mile away."