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Joke of the Day

"Why does Barbie never get pregnant? Because Ken always comes in a different box."

"If life was a RPG and inbreeding was a skill set The royal family would be at the top of the tier"

"Cherish your high school friendships, those people will be strangers for the rest of your life."

"An elephant joke... What do you give an elephant with diarrhea? Plenty o' room."

"1) See laptop on empty table in crowded coffee shop. 2) Ask someone to watch it for you. 3) Leave before the owner returns."

"Me: I won't make it. Go on without me. Her: It's a toe cramp M: But I'm covered in some kind of clear blood H: That's sweat M: Tell my story"

"What's a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet"

"Apparently Kanye dropped a new album on an obscure platform. Torrent."

"smokers have a greater risk of heart disease, stroke and hard-to-hear outdoor phone conversations."

"After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W T F."